Hi, I gotta get something off my chest. The other day I went to an interview with a major multinational that has been operation for quite some time in our country. But when we talked about salary I asked for what internationally is conform. Yet they rejected my expectations and offered way lower. And advised me yes they pay locally conform not internationally conform. Of course I reject because since it would’t be a learning exp. since it is something I already do for the same amount of money.

"I'm not saying she's a witch, but my printer literally only jams when she walks by."

“I’ve been married for over 31 years and have been trained to notice and compliment my wife’s hair cut/color, purses, new clothes and shoes”

Overheard in the design studio. The lead architect looked at a junior designer's 3D model and said, "It’s a beautiful concept, if the client is a villain from a 1980s cartoon." To be fair, it did look a bit like a lair.

I’m a high school teacher, and during lunch in the staff lounge, the history teacher walked in looking utterly defeated. She told the principal, "A student tried to convince me his dog ate his homework, and when I didn't believe him, he produced a zip-lock bag of dog poop as evidence." Apparently, she didn't open the bag, thank goodness. Not sure why the student couldn't reprint the paper.